BroBlocker

When a friend , sister, brother ..goes out of their way to try and hang out with a your brother .Stopping you from hangN with him yourself

Man did you just see that?? Angie , just totaly jump in between Linda and Matt just to hang out with him herself , what a Broblocker ..

by BroSnarr July 15, 2011

Brolocked

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

bro-blocker

A term popularized by male college students. It can be used after one male asks another if he would like to do something (i.e. grab dinner, go out, etc.) and the other male denies his request. "Bro-blocker" can be substituted with "B-B."

Roommate 1: "Bro, we're all going to fourth meal, wanna go?"

Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."

Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"

by mdwargo March 22, 2009

boxblocker

One who prevents a female from engaging in consensual sexual intercourse. Can be a male or female, but usually it is the latter. Analagous to cockblocker. From the slang word box.

Mike was totally about to fuck me, but then Amy had to be a boxblocker and screw it all up.

by Chris Kilmer January 17, 2005

Booblocker

A type of shirt worn by women that has a separate piece of fabric with an elastic under side making it very difficult for the hand of a guy to find its way to the bra and breast area.

Last night when the girlfriend and I were fooling around I couldn't get past her booblocker.

by Johnnyway December 3, 2010

bogblocker

An extremely large turd that is impossible to flush

Man, that huge dump I just took wouldn't flush, it was a real bogblocker

by Parping Clench October 6, 2018

bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003