varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.
if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian
When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.
When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.
A simple but sensational blend of two words (Brazil and Brilliant), used to express extreme delight without using tired words like awesome, cool, excellent, and sweet. It also incorporates one of the worlds most exotic nationalities causing you to think of beautiful women, sunny beaches and world class soccer. As an added bonus it's fun to say.
Surfer Dude #1: Man check out that babe! Is she hot or what?!
Surfer Dude #2: Brazilliant Dude! 100% Brazilliant!
The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.
The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.
Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.
My foreheadswole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.
A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.
Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*