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Bristen Maxwell

Bristen Maxwell is that one sexy, funny, chill mf that always be getting in trouble. but that ain’t stop him from being a P.I.MP. respectfully!
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Brittenee 

A girl who is positive, strong, confident, unique, adventurous, caring, funny, loyal and truly beautiful on the inside and out. They will never let you down and will always be there for you to talk for hours on end. Such a teaser but a very loving person. Someone that anyone would be honoured to call their best friend or girlfriend or even both.
That Brittenee is such an incredible person... pretty dam fine too!
Brittenee by shnookums23 June 19, 2011
The coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. Never a dull moment around her, consider yourself blessed to even walk in her presence!
So i met this girl today, Bristee, and she's probably the best thing that has ever happened and will happen to me!
bristee by airldaf June 2, 2008
Briston is Muhh Ninja
Briston by pandafosho February 25, 2009
bristyn is a girl you would want in your life to always have. she is the best at what she does and will make you complete. if you have a bristyn in your life keep her forever. she’s the one.
bro bristyn is definitely meant to be with me. she’s the one bro.
bristyn by Unicorn_kay August 3, 2021
A girl of wonder
A girl who is and always will be beautiful

some people would say she is stuck up and conceited, but really they're all just jealous of her looks and amazingness

No one can beat her personality and how kindhearted she is.
Girl 1: "Oh look it's Bristin! There are no words to describe her amazingness!!"

Girl 2: "I'm so jealous!"

Girl 1: "Of course you are, it's Bristin!!"
Bristin by KJH Student April 14, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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