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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
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brightful
"Brightful" describes a unison of bright and beautiful. It was a word invented by a young girl named Hannah D. who used it to describe a unicorn's unique beauty and magnificence in a poem she wrote in July 2017. When her Father (who is also a poet) shared this with a friend, his friend loved the word so much that she thought it deserved recognition and encouragement! So, as time passed, "brightful" became recognized as a bright and beautiful word all to itself and those in the world who sought to use it, would indeed never look back. It became a favorite word for all empaths and children worldwide, all of whom have Hannah to thank for such a magnificent invention. Thank you Hannah D.! Additional thanks to her Father for sharing her creative brilliance with us all!
Excerpts from her delightful poem help to bring context:
1/ "...a unicorn is simply lovely, of course it's beautiful!
...but the best thing about it, it's brightful"
1/ "...a unicorn is simply lovely, of course it's beautiful!
...but the best thing about it, it's brightful"
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier
as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013
Brightest tool in the shed
When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box
Brightest tool in the shed by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007
not the brightest bulb on the porch
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
not the brightest bulb on the porch by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Brightness
The coolest button ever on the Apple Display. The brightness button can fix computer problems, cure cancer, and break ice. It is the only solution to every problem in the world.
Brightness by Fuhtuhwuh Productions April 3, 2009