Male friend of the marrying couple that does not have enough balls to be included on the groom's side of the wedding party and better fits in with the bridesmaids.
As a bridesman, IvanChong will be escorted down the aisle by a strapping Navy SEAL groomsman who will later show him a good time.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'