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Slovakian Bricklayer 

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.
So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.
Slovakian Bricklayer by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.
I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position
Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.
chinese bricklayer by zcl July 28, 2006

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

Spleb Bricklamented 

Getting your chest cut open. Ripping out most vital organs except one lung in case of submarine useage. Your intestines flailing behind you and riding him in the snow to draw stuff in blood
Friend 1: get the spleb bricklamented
Friend 2: Fine, can we at least use him as a submarine after
Friend 1: ugh, fine

BrickPlanet 

A really bad ripoff of Roblox.
Jason: Brickplanet copied Roblox!
Jimmy: Ikr.
BrickPlanet by JayRain August 3, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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