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Bribing the Priest 

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.
"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"
Sexual act which has one partner being used as a "bib" while the other partner eats a messy meal. The act generally consists of one partner wrapping their legs around the others head while the other eats bbq. The "bib" is there to catch reminints of fallen food and sauces, which are later eaten or licked from said "bib." Both partners are encouraged to take part in cleaning of the "bib".
Example; Joey turned down the offer of extra wet-naps at his favorite BBQ joint in anticipation of that nights Bibbing session with his fiancé.
Bibbing by Ry guy 85 March 27, 2016
"Yo what u up to?"
"I'm just bribbin right now"
"Yup, tryna chill soon?"
Bribbin by TreQuap December 12, 2016

Bibbing a Bitch 

The reverse of a superman. When you cum on a chick's tits and stick the sheets to her.
I'm so over supermanning a hoe, I'm all about bibbing a bitch.
Bibbing a Bitch by BreckBibbing December 14, 2018
An otherwise homo action negated by the fact that neither party is homosexual or intends to be homosexual. Takes the place of a missing no homo call.
Synonym: NO- HOMO, Bro rub
Example

Guy 1: Dude I saw both you guys sleeping in that bed last night, thats gay!
Guy 2: Dude its not gay.
Guy 3: Yeah man we were just brubbing.
brubbing by The Dudeman692584 January 20, 2011
The making of continual nonsensical sounds just for the sake of making those sounds, often to attact attention, or to cover embarasing silence
Bibbing, Car horn style...
Can be applied to Car Horns, especilay those lazy <deleted> that would rather tap the horn repeatedly rather than get out of the car and knock on the door they are parked next to.

Bibbing, Spoken Word....
Can be applied to those who stand there and go "erm... ahh... ehhh... ahhh... erm... well.. erm..." rather than admit they havn't got a clue

Can be applied to those who stand there and go "But....but.....but....but..." when they have just lost an argument, but dont know how to admit it, or want to admit it....
bibbing by Bwian July 30, 2008