Brian syndrome 

Being the person in your squad that is constantly single and has to watch all of their friends fall in love. Common side effects include: kissing papers constantly, cool scarves, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and losing of eyebrows. COOL RAY BANS

CLAIRE: oh hey, why aren't you hanging out with your usual friends
You: I have crippling Brian syndrome

Brian syndrome by Chandler Bing's forehead April 19, 2017

Brian Cox syndrome 

The psychological syndrome whereby the sufferer feels the need to wistfully look up at the night sky , spit out some meaningless physics equations and say the word "vast" several times.

(looking up at the night sky)

person 1. "space is truly vast perhaps even infinite"

person 2 . "you have classic Brian Cox syndrome"

Brian Cox syndrome by Alike Jousts September 23, 2012

Brian's Johnson Syndrome 

The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.

That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...

Brian's Johnson Syndrome by El Loco Jay August 4, 2018

stupid brain syndrome 

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS

Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges

stupid brain syndrome by zxtekiii February 28, 2020

Late Night Brain Syndrome 

The condition of your brain in which late at night you think of things that make you sad, such as memories with an Ex or just fun times that you wish you could repeat and relive forever.
It also includes thinking of someone you like, but knowing that they don't like you back, or you're too afraid to find out if they do or not, therefore, you will never get to be with them.

Jay: I am sad.
Ashlynn: Why's that?
Jay: My Late Night Brain Syndrome is kicking in. All I want to do is sleep but I can't stop thinking.

Late Night Brain Syndrome by Nickkzor99 September 14, 2012

Stoner's Brain Syndrome 

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

Stoner's Brain Syndrome by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Irritable Brain Syndrome 

This is the name for something that is putting alot of stress on your mind and causing you annoyance.

This job is giving me irritable brain syndrome!

She/He makes me feel like I have irritable brain syndrome!

Irritable Brain Syndrome by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004