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Brian Hunter

A psychic who puts common sense into words.
Many people live lives of quiet desperation and suffering, but Hope teaches us that often one moment or event can change everything if we have the strength to wait for it and the wisdom to see it - Brian Hunter.

You have to walk up the hill before you can walk down it - Brian Hunter.
Brian Hunter by Arcing August 16, 2011

Brian Hung 

Brian is the sweetest person you can ever imagine. He has 2 best friends he talks to almost everyday. Their names are Annie and Connor. He uses discord almost every day and he also plays Roblox pretty often. He loves Royale High. He's straight and he's also a male.
Annie Roeng: Ugh I'm too lazy to do my homework, Connor can you help me? Connor Wong: No Also Him: Maybe Brian Hung can?
Brian Hung by whxeezy October 8, 2020

brian hutchins 

Brian Hutchins was Lorelai Gilmore's first boyfriend on the show Gilmore Girls. He asked her to "go steady" in the library one day in seventh grade and she never heard back from him until three years later when he showed up to prom with another girl.

A Brian Hutchins is a total douche who thinks he has a way with the ladies. It is likely that he would refer to his car as the "pussy wagon" and own a Subway tee shirt that says "foot long" and an arrow pointing downwards.

Brian Hutchins routinely thinks he has the idea for the "next big thing". This usually ranges from clothing companies to iPhone apps.
"Did you see his Bruno Mars wife beater? He's a total Brian Hutchins. "

"He blasts Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit in his white Nissan to get with the ladies. He's so Brian Hutchins."

"Brian Hutchins only keeps one pillow on his bed so after she gets the hint she's not spending the night."
brian hutchins by Gaurelai November 2, 2013

Brian Hugh Warner 

Brian Hugh Warner is a freak - He will probably hook up with Trent Reznor, and become a star

Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.
I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.
brain hurt by Lumpy T October 23, 2017