Brevet 

a Lebanese grade 9 official governmental test which is shity and makes no sense, it's only a way to scare students until they fail ....

jack i have brevet this year.
john oh sorry dude i know its shity... you'll fail :S.

Brevet by vindcatingdictionary10 October 14, 2011

bevets

Bevets (backward form of Steve B.) is the user name of a member of Fark.com. He is most well know for his involvment in religious flamewars on Fark, where he gives irrational arguments to defend Christianity. He is so popular that other Fark users have created photoshopped images (including one in the style of a magic card) that say "summon bevets" and are posted at the beginning of a religious flamewar to entice bevets to join in.

Bevets is a religious fundamentalist who tries to defend the Bible.

bevets by 12349876 October 27, 2004

Brevity Thing 

Something you may or may not be into.

I'm the Dude. That's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the Brevity Thing.

Brevity Thing by mysith112 June 27, 2014

brivet 

to roam, investigate or snoop

You can go into Gramma's room but don't brivet!

brivet by Fannypack September 15, 2007

Bevets' Law 

As any discussion thread involving science grows longer, the probability of a religious flamewar approaches 1. See "Godwin's Law" in which a similar principle involves political threads ending with somebody invoking Hitler or the Nazi party.

From the website Fark.com, in which a user named Bevets was a common contributor on the side of religion in religious threads, or in science threads in which religion was invoked.

"Say what you will about the probability of quantum mechanics being unprovable, but you don't see atheists picketing in front of Bible manufacturing facilities because they don't agree with what's in that book."

"You just invoked Bevets' Law"

Bevets' Law by TKFF October 1, 2005

bevetting 

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.

"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."

bevetting by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005

Breven 

One of the worlds most uncommon names. Many believe whoever holds this name has God-like powers so powerful they could destroy the world with a mere thought. Nobody knows where the name originated from but historians believe it comes from the greek god Zeus, who's middle name is in fact, Breven. If you happen to know anybody with the name of Breven, we prefer you to worship him every time he is in your presence.

Breven is Alpha and Omega, the First and the Last. Some believe the name "Daniel" is the worlds most powerful name, but hear this. Daniel is a mere speck in the eyes of Breven, Daniel should be grateful that Breven hasn't smitten him at the thought of himself being "everything".

Breven. Nothing else can explain Him/Her.

Breven by theknowledge6778 July 1, 2011