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Pulling a Brett 

Being a complete puss. Saying your gonna do something and then not doing it.
Wow, you really pulling a Brett.
Pulling a Brett by djdndnfn April 19, 2018

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.
I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.
Pulling a Brett Farve by krusty123 December 14, 2010

taking a brett 

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)
I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

Pulling a Brett 

when you fuck up but can't accept it so you just post a photo of yourself because you want attention.
Pulling a Brett = Another Brett in the Wall...