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The Brittler 

The ultimate one-upper. A person who always tries to prove everybody wrong by pulling out his or her phone and thinking that they are better than everyone. It is often when two people are arguing and The Brittler wants to butt in and try to prove you all wrong which in result make him or her not have any friends.
Man Cameron was The Brittler today when Brandon and Andrew were arguing today about Major League Baseball.
The Brittler by Witherspoonhall January 30, 2012

Brettley 

During the early 2000's a name given to the Bradley Fighting Vehicle by US Marines and Soldiers in honor of Army Lieutenant Commander Brett Michael who was KIA in Kandahar Province.
We all loaded into the Brettley for cover against enemy fire.
Brettley by Bombino60 October 4, 2021

Brettley 

A Amazingly fancy yet funny individual who often takes others to a nice brunch
Wow thanks for the soda that was a very Brettley thing to do
Brettley by Baskett714 November 21, 2010

buettler 

Cups last name
"yo Buettler, cups"
buettler by Cullen Buettler June 8, 2021

Brettlejuice 

A mischievous and troublesome entity, usually by the name of Brett in the corporate world, reminiscent of the infamous character Beetlejuice, known for their penchant for chaos, manipulation, and disregard for workplace norms and decency.
From his outlandish demands to his total disregard for rules, Brettlejuice brings chaos to a whole new level, leaving us all wondering if we've accidentally opened the gates of workplace hell.
Brettlejuice by AllTheNopes February 26, 2024
when you nut in your own moms pubes and then you use a straw to suck it all out then spit all of it back into your moms flaps whilst she moans ooooohhhh finnnn
can we brettle mother?
brettle by sticky brettle May 1, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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