Brett Kavanaugh

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The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

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Brett Kavanaugh

Some guy who likes beer.

Brett Kavanaugh likes beer and farting in his yearbook.

Brett Kavanaugh by Andrew the textbook July 9, 2020

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018

Word of the Day on October 3, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh’ed

verb
To be sexually assaulted/raped but have no one believe you.

Last Halloween somebody Brett Kavanaugh’ed me at Squee and Toben’s party!
Yeah lol sure.

I got Brett Kavanaugh’ed on Roblox yesterday!
Hahahahaha nice joke

Brett Kavanaugh’ed by panic! at the office October 4, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026