Definitions by KavanaughtAChance

Turkish Mustache 

Sexual slang for eating ass.

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.

Turkish Mustache by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018