Turkish Mustache

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.
by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025
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Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.
I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.
by KavanaughtAChance October 03, 2018
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