Brentwood school is home to a bunch of wet year 7s that act like they’re in highschool musical all the time. This school is one of the best out there, especially because it has some of the most slaggy, most orange girls out there. All the boys in older years are nonces with foot fetishes and fake moncler. Oh and you can’t forget about Brentwood Schools top notch rich kids who constantly flex but at the same time act like they’re the hardest people out there. Don’t even get me started on the absolute units that are the year 8 boys, who watch porn together on the field, might I add.
Normal person: ‘Yo look at that slag with sluggy eyebrows trying to get with an older’
Brentwood wetty: ‘Oh she’s probably from my school.’
EXAMPLE 2-
New hall pussy: ‘Look at them boys over there with Nike coats and 97’s, they look like Romford gang members, let stay away.’
Normal person: ‘don’t worry I see a brentwood school badge sticking out.’
New hall pussy: ‘ah no worries then’
Brentwood wetty: ‘Oh she’s probably from my school.’
EXAMPLE 2-
New hall pussy: ‘Look at them boys over there with Nike coats and 97’s, they look like Romford gang members, let stay away.’
Normal person: ‘don’t worry I see a brentwood school badge sticking out.’
New hall pussy: ‘ah no worries then’
by Gaywanker696969 May 1, 2019
A school filled of girls who live off of daddy's cash and a bunch of posh boys, jocks, nerds and geeks
by AdieuTrompLynch February 23, 2022
An independent day and boarding school for spoilt rich posh kids living off of “daddy’s money”. Home to a lot of cringe-worthy students and delusional wannabe oxbridge candidates - this school gives an unrealistic interpretation of real life, and is not recommended for anyone who doesn’t like hearing people complain about every single thing the school has to offer.
Friend: I’ve just been appointed a Senior Praeposter and head of the Chess society at my school! I’m so glad I was able to get my mummy to complain to the head of year that I didn’t initially get the position! Hopefully now I can have more of a say in changing those damn near terrible lunch menus.
Me: That sounds like Brentwood School alright.
Me: That sounds like Brentwood School alright.
by Vinsmoke Sanji April 20, 2019
Girls who mostly Have older siblings 10x better looking than them, most of the time they think they are prestige and will only go out with older boys because it makes them look better. Most importantly you to go out with them you must have a lot of money or live in Hutton mount.
by PikeyPickford April 22, 2019
A girl who no matter if the pengest boy is in their year they’ll still fuck them off for an older. No matter if it is the richest boy in the world, Brentwood school girls are savage and will fuck off anyone who isn’t older than them. Be aware!!!
Local Yat: Have you seen that sort over there in our year?
Locat Yat 2: (drinking rosé) sorry I can’t fuck with him he is my age that is doing a terrorist attack.
This sums up brentwood school girls!
Locat Yat 2: (drinking rosé) sorry I can’t fuck with him he is my age that is doing a terrorist attack.
This sums up brentwood school girls!
by Jsav April 22, 2019
It’s a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.
After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.
by Not A Pedofile March 8, 2019
One of the largest schools in New York State. Full with about 90% of Hispanics and the rest blacks and Asians. People wonder how kids here graduate if the first language u hear around is Spanish. The only good thing is the soccer team bc they're all Latinos and the football team is fucking garbage.
by Real shits April 23, 2019