Brentston

A devilishly handsome mf. Generally has an abundant amount of hoes. He’s divine in most sports and has a gargantuan sized penis.

Yo I wish I was as gifted and endowed as Brentston is.

by Typhoonbrent November 23, 2021

Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

A Mr. Branston

a lesson that is badly taught.

Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.

by jordcressey January 20, 2011

45 Brenton Terrace

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
See laura harbin-waters

Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.

P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.

by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

Brenton

An amazing guy. Loyal. Loving. Sexy as hell. Sweet. Known for his sense of humor and craziness. Loves to have a good time with friends. Loves making new friends. Will try anything once and if he likes it will do it more.Typically a country boy who loves to drink. More street smart than book smart. He is very open. He would give you the shirt off his own back if you needed it, but don't cross him because he is not afraid to beat someone's ass, no matter how big the other guy is. Afraid of nothing. Never backs down. Protects the ones he loves. He never forgets anything. Try's to be tough but deep down is a big baby. Has a heart of gold.

That Brenton sure is a good guy, he is so funny and affable.

by LovesaguynamedBrenton September 13, 2011