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Brentney 

Intelligence for starters. She's not just smart, she's gorgeous and very outgoing. When she's around everyone will have a great time. People envy her. She's also a very hard worker and works for everything she has or wants.
Id love to be like Brentney with all her glory.
Brentney by GisforGorgeous December 20, 2016

brentney jo's ass

A classy lady that knows how to back it up.
Man, that girl is dressed fine, but look at her on the dance floor. She got a Brentney Jo's ass.
brentney jo's ass by Lucascey November 2, 2013

bretniel 

Fat boy that likes cafe con leche but doesn't have as much genichiro huevo as a pravia
That mans over there smells like a bretniel and he’s also black
bretniel by Bigballpanko June 6, 2019

Brentney Blair 

very hot chick that wanted to be defined on urbandictionary
I'd ride Brentney Blair all night long
Brentney Blair by jeeezuz February 3, 2010

brettnie 

Guy 1: did you see that girl over there?

Guy 2: yea dude she is definitely a brettnie
brettnie by Nobody particular November 8, 2013
your an elite achiever. there's a reason why i'm stuck to you because you carry the weight of a scholar the weight of beauty , the weight of a beautiful educated black princess & soon the weight of our beautiful child . Your the biggest excellence out of your family and your siblings will follow . your a eye opener , your the protector of my heart . your the guru of stress relief, you never stress me out but you make me stronger instead. i don't see lies but life when you speak. i don't see sadness but happiness when you look at me . i don't see failure but a phenomenal mindset . i don't fear but courage. i don't see stretch marks but a path to a good future . in those eyes i imagined a queen managing a home fit from a queen & king , i see you as my back bone , i see you as my source to go fourth and handle my dreams i see you as my one & only , the only to make me fall in love the only that will see past my past see past my struggles .
Brentni is a unique being
Brentni by yeahtom June 18, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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