Breify is the act of receiving or giving a rimjob from someone who has watched CSI in any capacity with an audience of B-List celebrities ( such as John Travolta )
"Did you Breify last night?"
"You bet I did, one of the best Breifys ever!"
A person that has brown or long hair. They will be shy. But once they open up to you they have a heck of a time. They are the most likely to stay friends with you. They get embarrassed pretty easily. If you do something very wrong they will cut you off until you apologize.
The best person you will ever meet. Has the prettiest eyes ever and can also be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. You will slowly learn to love him/her.
This is a that type of girl who is a real hoe. She is smart, funny, and will eat up ya whole house if not careful enough. She is that type of girl who needs a little bit of Crown Royal in her life😍😍😍. She is also that type that won't lie to your face if she don't like you. She likes to look up pictures of dead animals on google for fun. She has mole rat speaking abilities.🐀🐀🐀🐀
person #1: "Did you see the magic walking stick at the circus show?"
person #2: "yeah, breilyn mcnair sure put on a good act!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*