Breastacles

A manly display of courage, defiance, self determination or other unexpected act of standing up for ones self by the female of the human species.

I asked her to dance and she quickly put me in my place...now there's a pair of breastacles!

by Doc Breger October 30, 2007

breastacles

Another word for breasts, usually used by creepy or dirty minded people.

I want to stroke her breastacles.

by Sarah Setzer September 16, 2008

breastacles

a man's chest; his pecks; male version of breasts

i'm working out my triceps and my breastacles today.

by kerry g September 12, 2006

breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

by lola May 17, 2004

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008