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Boring Brad

A guy so utterly boring that the mere mention of his name causes people to immediately pass out.
I hope Boring Brad won’t be there. Guy he’s talking to falls flat on his face asleep
Boring Brad by Pete Timmers November 14, 2021

breadboxing 

the sexual act of drilling a glory hole into a breadbox that has been filled with a freshly dug up ant hill and convincing or tricking one's partner into placing their penis into it
"Where's Matt today?"

"He's in the hospital. He had a severe allergic reaction after he went out with a chick who's really into breadboxing."
breadboxing by wonderbreadbox November 29, 2018