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A big thicc white pitbull that sleeps and eats all day.
Person one: Yo look at that thicc White pitbull over there.

Person 2: Yea thats a Braumy.
Braumy by Thetock0 November 21, 2021
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The most manly support in all of League of Legends. Spam Q protect with E. Be yasuo's little helper with R. W is a escape/go in.
OMG that Braum just blocked that Ezreal Ult!
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Braumpton 

When one performs oral sex with a partner and the receiving partner rotates their hips upwards, thus sealing off all air-flow from the back, and proceeds to fart, the gas flows upwards and flutter underneath the testicles, and envelopes the other partners face.
"I can't believe Cameron finally Braumped Colleen!"

"Colleen had seventeen orgasms when Cameron gave her that nice hot Braumpton."

Don Braumann food 

A diet consisting of mostly protien and starches. Meals are usually accompanied by paper plates, plastic cups and utinsils, and sauces of various origins. Most all of these items can be found at Stew Leonards or Kostcos. All items are bought in mass bulk to be distributed to the surrounding Braumann brood.
Steak, potatos, mushrooms, onions, green beans, brisket, tyson chicken wings, newmans own balsamic vinegar, canned chunky soup, ramen, ketchup, salad kits, solo cups. Don Braumann food
Don Braumann food by tedstriker June 22, 2013
Somebody who is very intellectual and beautiful, but turns out to be utterly insane.
Boy1: Oooft that girl over there is really hot
Boy2: She tried to bite off my ear!
Boy1: Oh my! Shes Bramy!
Bramy by Badgerbob March 2, 2010
A super sexy, highly intelligient human being. This is used to define someone of much greater sexyness over you. Baumy was first founded on a internet forum called eBaumsworld. He soon became a super sexy president that everyone loved. Hence the name Baumy.
Hey guys look! He's just like baumy!


Baumy was a great sexy man.

Baumy fucked my dog, but he is baumy so I told him to do my mother and My sister!
baumy by Gage Nunya August 9, 2004
Baumy's were first invented when the horny members of eBaumsworld forums ( Star, sickgirl, zephyr, mace, and tinabina) decided they needed pleasure. So then a Baumy was created. A baumy is like a vibrating dildo but its name is much more appealing. Baumy's are 12.99 at lemonparty.org

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A baumy is also a nickname for a pimp.
The baumy pleasured me so good!

The baumy and his ho's are whack foo!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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