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Braumpton 

When one performs oral sex with a partner and the receiving partner rotates their hips upwards, thus sealing off all air-flow from the back, and proceeds to fart, the gas flows upwards and flutter underneath the testicles, and envelopes the other partners face.
"I can't believe Cameron finally Braumped Colleen!"

"Colleen had seventeen orgasms when Cameron gave her that nice hot Braumpton."
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Brauston 

A word used to ship an internalized homophobic gay boy, in a secret relationship with a closeted bisexual boy
Sally: Oh hey! Did you hear the new Brauston tea?
Jeff: no... have they finally come out of the closet to be their true selves?
Sally: no, I just heard more evidence that proves that their relationship is real.

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.
I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

Brompton Cocktail

Cocaine, Heroin, and Alcohol mixed together. Given to cancer patients.
Matt: Doc! I'm dying!
Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.

Brompton Cocktail

Popular in england. Mixture of Cocaine, Heroine,and alcohol given to cancer patients on their death bed.It was given to them to bring them alive for the last time.So their family could see them in a state of euphoria and not in so much pain.
Sally was on her death bed.
the doc gave her a brompton cocktail
and induced euphoria.
Brompton Cocktail by katie;dracula November 19, 2007

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.
Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"
Brampton Broomstick by Habsley November 18, 2019