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A super sexy, highly intelligient human being. This is used to define someone of much greater sexyness over you. Baumy was first founded on a internet forum called eBaumsworld. He soon became a super sexy president that everyone loved. Hence the name Baumy.
Hey guys look! He's just like baumy!


Baumy was a great sexy man.

Baumy fucked my dog, but he is baumy so I told him to do my mother and My sister!
baumy by Gage Nunya August 9, 2004
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Baumy's were first invented when the horny members of eBaumsworld forums ( Star, sickgirl, zephyr, mace, and tinabina) decided they needed pleasure. So then a Baumy was created. A baumy is like a vibrating dildo but its name is much more appealing. Baumy's are 12.99 at lemonparty.org

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A baumy is also a nickname for a pimp.
The baumy pleasured me so good!

The baumy and his ho's are whack foo!
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The word 'Bamyam' refers to a woman or girl's vagina. Also known as poom poom, Nash Nash, Na-na, kooka, axe wound etc.

'yeah so I was banging that Bamyam last night and I hit the juice box twice!'

*A young gentleman referring to the previous night's activity which consisted of him having sexual relations with a girl and making her ejaculate not once - but twice*
Smashing that bamyam NashNash PoomPoom PumPum Pussy Gash AxeWound
bamyam by WhyRyWhy June 25, 2016

elise bauman 

a super cute and sweet actress who also loves sinning. she's RIPPED and has great abs. what an angel
"I'd let Elise Bauman bench press me if she wanted to."
"HOLY SHIT I'D DIE FOR ELISE BAUMAN"
Pronounced 'bor-lee'
Symbolising a genius. Possession of beauty and great humour. Always on the pedestal shining down upon many followers. Stunning and undeniably the one yearned for more than any other.

The day you encounter a Bauly will be the best and most significant day of your life.
P1: Daaaaym, did you catch sight of that Bauly!?
P2: Hell yeah that's some pretty good juice.
P1: Y'know what, today's been better than my wedding day!
P2: Dits dude!
Bauly by AzzleBee. December 27, 2011

BAUMANN BULLDOZER 

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!
BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010

Balmy Chips 

How'd your day go?
It went okay.
Balmy Chips!