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National Slap Your Brother Day 

November 17 is slap your brother day
me: its National Slap Your Brother Day…
brother NO-

National Gay Brother Day 

April 25th, The day of the year where you celebrate your gay brother(s) and brother-in-law(s)
Mom: are you going to wish your brother a happy National Gay Brother day? It was difficult for him to come out so we should celebrate for him.

Me: Yes I will wish him a happy National Gay Brother Day

National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭

On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.
You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok

(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭 you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)

National slap your brother day 

National slap your brother day is on October 4th and you slap your brother

National fuck your brother day

December 4th

National Kiss Your brother day 

National Kiss Your brother day is when you can legally kiss your brother. So kiss him. Make is good ladies you know you want to.
Its national kiss your brother day i can finally kiss you