In a metaphorical sense, used to describe a person, place, thing, or situation that is overly pretentious, showy, or trying too hard to appear sophisticated, yet lacking in genuine depth or substance.
A situation or behavior that is superficially attractive or sophisticated but is ultimately unfulfilling or of little value.
1. Did you see his latest Instagram post, with that obscure quote and the black-and-white photo? So branzino.
2. That new boutique coffee shop feels a bit branzino to me, all style and no real coffee culture.
An un-nessicarily long nickname for the name "Brandon". Sounds kind of Spanish. Most commonly used by bubbly (although sometimes annoying) girls with good senses of humour.
Hey, it's Brandino!
He hates it when people call him "Brandino", so let's call him that for the rest of his life.
also referred to as BMX Girl, u will see a "childish brandino" doing unbelievable tricks while riding a bicycle. she is known as bmx girl, but rides multi-colored beach cruisers.
WOAH! Did u see childish brandino over there??she was killing that cool biketrick!
This specific definition of Brandino is defined when a Garry's mod Community Owner will attempt to manipulate people. Another term used for "Brandino" is a human that will consume large amounts of McDonald's and will ultimately gain large quantities of weight. A "Brandino" will also spend large amounts of money for games that he wont even play or wait a considerable amount of time to play them. "Brandino" will commonly manipulate other people and attempt to pursue females of the age of 14. Other names for this "human" are Bran, Bran Flakes, Barndino, and Barndino the Gnome-Fucker.
Yesterday I encountered a Brandino holding up a longline at McDonald's with his orders.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.