Brainslap 

The action of open palm slapping someone so hard on their forehead that they feel it in their brain.

"Barry just brainslapped his brother."

"What the heck are you talking about?"

Brainslap by PocketBee May 20, 2023

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

Branislav 

A very attractive male. Typically from Serbia or Croatia. Very attractive, nice, friendly, outgoing, honest, trustworthy and is willing to help.

-Have you seen Branislav?

-OMG, yes! He is so hot!

Branislav by john-jacob93 December 6, 2012

BrainRape 

Gleaning someone for information.

Obtaining much information from one person.

"I totally brainraped Amber for the French homework!!"

BrainRape by Captain O. March 15, 2010

brainslip 

what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or

b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts

Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.

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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!

brainslip by karbyn February 11, 2010

Branislava 

Hottest, smartest, best at zuma. Also hot.

"Wow nice score in zuma, keep trying and you're going to be just like Branislava."

Branislava by dummyretard February 5, 2020

Brainshart 

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.

When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.

Brainshart by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009