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brainfreeze

N. Ipsilateral, temporal, orbital and or bilateral pain resulting from rapid cooling of the spheno-palantine ganglion (roof of mouth), often a result of ice-cream or slurpees, although any cold substance can trigger such a response. The pain is a result of dialated blood vessels in the brain brought on by spasms of the nerve endings and typically peaks in about 20 seconds from the point of ingestion.
After rapidly ingesting the Slurpee, Bob winced in pain as if he were having a migraine.
brainfreeze by TroubleTeeRoy January 30, 2005

brainrection

A condition that exists when all of the blood rushes to your brain. Typically brought on by shocking, interesting, or new information.
I had a full-on brainrection, when I heard the news about Thomas Coyne.
That movie was a Total brainrection.
After reading that book I couldn't get a brainrection for a month.

braincrush 

When you have a crush on a person's brain, with complete disregard to appearance, availability, etc.
Laura has a braincrush on Thomas Jefferson.
braincrush by awesomeaardvark October 21, 2009

braincase 

(n.) 1. one who lacks mental stability 2. a lack of mental stability, e.g. insanity 3. The portion of the skull enclosing the brain
1. "That braincase almost ran into me!" 2. "He must have a braincase if he's wearing those clothes." 3. In the car crash, Mike cracked his braincase, resulting in his death.
braincase by Tim R. March 5, 2005

Braintree 

Where everyone is either a yahhh dooood, a skanky ass hoe, or a pothead. Thinking about getting shitfaced is the only thing that keeps you motivated throughout the school week. People know about your weekend before Monday even rolls around. W"The Bridge", "The Rock", "The Outback", "The Beach Spot", "Party to the left", "GMa's House", "The Dam", "The Spot", "The Craitor", etc. are the places to be. You can find Mr. Swanton & Friends running around like madmen @ BHS on their walkie-talkie's. In order to fit in you must own maximum articles of Abercrombie&Fitch. Common words such as "ruueee" "geeeek" "reeeep" and "dudeee" are used excessivly. Instead of saying "ummm.." in between your words, you say "fuckkinnng.." Braintree's football team is MUCH better than Weymouths. You technicaly wouldn't even need to shower during the school week, you could just stand under one of the leeks in the ceiling of our school. We live by the PRIDE statement...Freshman girls are gaurenteed multiple bitching outs. You automatically look like a slut for wearing a skirt, and to make it even worse Mrs. Kelly WILL find you. Here in Braintree you can find drama any time and place.
dude, go call Ryan from Braintree..his weed's mad goood.

OMG, John told me that Sarah told him that she heard Lucy and Tony talking about how they both overheard Lindsay whispering to Jack about the note Jack found from Lisa to Mike about how they've secretly been hooking up?? Michelle's going to killll Lisa!!
Braintree by Dr. Kurzberg June 21, 2006

Turkish Brainfreeze 

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.
Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!
Turkish Brainfreeze by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012