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Walking the Brain

To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.

The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.

Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.
Walking the Brain by JonnyPye November 13, 2009

Brian Walker 

Person who never comes out the house.

Sweats GB every day.
Wher's Brian walker been ?. In the house sweating GB as per.
Brian Walker by StevieWalker May 24, 2010

brainwanking 

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.
Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.
brainwanking by kiefda03 June 10, 2010

brainwank 

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.
A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.
brainwank by john.bender59 October 23, 2011

brainwall 

When a subject is explained by a lecturer in an unnecessary or inappropriately complicated way than some or all of the listeners can comprehend, causing the listeners who are able to comprehend to have an advantage. An easier explanation is usually possible, but is deemed too simple for the expected level of understanding from the listeners.
Dude, that multivariable professor teaches every class behind a brainwall. It's impossible to keep up with the course without going to office hours everyday and constantly bugging my classmates for clarification.
brainwall by breakingbread September 6, 2020

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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