Bradysexual

Only being gay for Tom Brady (the greatest football player in the history of the sport).

I'm down to be penetrated, but only if it's from TB12. I guess I'm Bradysexual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

by Bradylover12 March 8, 2018

Bradysexual

Being Bradysexual means being balls deep in love a cutie patootie named Brady

Woah I'm so bradysexual

by Wompwomps October 20, 2023

Breadsexual

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?

"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"

by Sencide April 5, 2022

breadsexual

A sexual attraction to bread.

"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"

by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017

Baysexuality

when you are gay for Bayley regardless if she has longer hair or short hair

OMG Bayley’s render is so hot! My baysexuality is showing.

by kabuki x baysha October 14, 2019

brasexual

Brasexual: when you feel sexually attracted to arms. It comes from the word Brazo in Spanish meaning arm.

Friend: *hugging arm* your arm is so soft I love it!
Me: Ummm... I think you're brasexual
Friend: ...

by ~Bumblebee <3 December 4, 2018

Breadsexual

Breadsexual is when people who have a attraction to all types of bread, like baguettes, whole grain and wheat bread, garlic bread, ETC. Similar to Pansexual but instead of loving all genders you love all types of bread. When finding a attraction in bread, be careful when you flirt around friends or family or people outside your group, it may disturb them, creep them out, or it may make them reject your interests. Making them a Breadphobic.

Sam: "That's a fine looking loaf of bread. I guess I am breadsexual now."

by AnonymousType August 29, 2020