Bradyitis

Complete memory loss and signs of repetition. Also known as cabbageness.

This person has signs of bradyitis

by Vangonite July 11, 2018

bradyites

People who love Tom brady so much they will forsake their favorite team to follow this glam fag wherever he goes. Literally they would love tompa brady to bust loads on their face.

I’m a full Bradyite he could join Al qaeda I would still route for him.

I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Braitism

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

Babyitis

An advanced form of Dwarfism which leaves the "victim" looking childlike. Unlike regular Dwarfism, Babyitis does not allow the "victim" to develop, either vocally or bodily past a certain age (4-5 years old).

MMA Heavyweight champ Hasbulla Magomedov has Babyitis

by Keef Scott July 22, 2021

Bkrandyitis

Recently there has been a world wide outbreak of a disease known only by the name BKRandyitis. We only know that this disease is contracted by being terrible at life and everything. This is on xbox live or any game or even real life, there are bk randys all over the wrld so watch out for them.

Loss of Brain Activity causing someone to loose control of their weapon, and/or being retarded
Terrible Aim
Terrible Weapons (NuB TuBs, Thumpers, Rockets, etc.)
Having a K/D of -20 or more
Just terrible at life and everything, and it's pretty clear their infected

Thank You again for being aware of this disease and helping control the spread of it.

hey look Blackk iis Backk is so fucking bad!!! he has now been infected with bkrandyitis.

by drizzle02 March 21, 2010

Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

Brainitis

When an individual is being stupid for some indiscernible reason.

“Bruh I got brainitis, I thought four times four was twelve for a sec.”

by Eggmun May 19, 2022