barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter

>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"

by spatula007 July 2, 2023

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Banditism

The act of being a bandit.

The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.

by iAlexz February 28, 2011

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Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

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Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

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