Braceless

Without braces, being "de-railed", Having your braces removed, TrainTrackless.

Wow, after 2 years I cant believe I'm finally Braceless!

by xoxmbsoccerxox September 23, 2011

gucci bracelets

What the emo, edgy gacha life nine year olds wear on their arms to make it look like they cut.

Emo gacha kid: *shows arms with the bracelets on pretending to be all sad*
Me: wow, nice Gucci Bracelets, bro

by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020

An otherwise blameless life

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.

Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019

Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

brokeless

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.

Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.

by LineNoize December 30, 2004

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014

bra strap bracelet

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man

brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory

by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021