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Bruceless 

A thing totally incapable of all task given to them. One who is completely useless on in the work force, doing pointless tasks and talking on the phone non stop all throught the day. One who thinks they as the thing are better than you.
Manyou are Burceless, go make a phone call. I admire your bruceless effort, that you the thing put forth every day.
Bruceless by Trizz September 7, 2004
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Bruceless 

The state of being Bruce. Also useless.
He hasn't done anything all day, he's bruceless.
Bruceless by NotBruce June 25, 2018

gucci bracelets 

What the emo, edgy gacha life nine year olds wear on their arms to make it look like they cut.
Emo gacha kid: *shows arms with the bracelets on pretending to be all sad*
Me: wow, nice Gucci Bracelets, bro
gucci bracelets by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020

brokeless 

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.
Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.
brokeless by LineNoize December 30, 2004

bruthless 

both brutal and ruthless
The beating the Masked Cabana took in that fight was bruthless!
bruthless by jiggaman November 28, 2004

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands 

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash
He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

Silver Bracelets 

Hey man, do you really wanna end up like that guy wearing the silver bracelets over there?
Silver Bracelets by Buen Dio May 18, 2010
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