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boytaur
a guy with four (or more) legs 2 : a guy with any of a variety of multilimb or other transformations 3 : a guy who enjoys the company of boytaurs, and is thus a boytaur in spirit
boytaur by jennifer134567 September 22, 2006
boytarded
boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007
boytarded
Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.
Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, why can't i get a man who can give me what i want?
First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.
First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.
boytarded by Joshua M. Martin December 15, 2008
Boytarded
Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.
Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"
Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!
Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K
Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!
Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K
Boytarded by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010
Boytarded
Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.
Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.
First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.
First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.
Boytarded by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008
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