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Boydinitis 

A disease which makes the host a lazy bitch. Symptoms may include (but are not limited to) laziness, bitchiness, making excuses, not wanting to run, desire to sleep, and severe diarrhea.

If one catches the Boydinitis they should avoid contact with anyone as it is highly contagious. The only known cure of Boydinitis is running. See a doctor is depression or suicidal thoughts occur while infected with Boydinitis.
Person 1: (Uninfected) "Hey!!! We are about to run!!! You coming?"

Person 2: (Infected) "No. Go on without me I slept in."

Person 1: "Oh no. You have Boydinitis!!!"

Person 2: "STFU!!!"
Boydinitis by TheTeam July 10, 2012

Earl Boykins

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.
Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup
Earl Boykins by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005
The word Boykin is derived from the word boinking. It is usually used to describe a person with such swagger and sex appeal that many seek for pleasure. Synonymus with pimp, hustler, player and the man.
Girl to girl friend: that guy is such a Boykin
Guy to friend: Im getting my Boykin on tonight
Boykin by ohbeejuanjayobee January 5, 2011
A nice, happy go-lucky boy who isn't a big jerk.
Max is an amazing boykins.
boykins by Kaitlin May 13, 2005
orgin: Virginia; (Norwegian). Definition: A Fat Ass; larger than a Dunk.
Damn, That trick right there got a Boykin on her.
Boykin by jashaunda June 8, 2010
1. Everywhere.
Named after the Denver Nuggets Earl Boykins, who seems to be everywhere on the court when he plays.
These Nuggets fans are boykins today.
your driving was way boykins after a night on the grog.
boykins by Darbs May 22, 2005