Boydinitis 

A disease which makes the host a lazy bitch. Symptoms may include (but are not limited to) laziness, bitchiness, making excuses, not wanting to run, desire to sleep, and severe diarrhea.

If one catches the Boydinitis they should avoid contact with anyone as it is highly contagious. The only known cure of Boydinitis is running. See a doctor is depression or suicidal thoughts occur while infected with Boydinitis.

Person 1: (Uninfected) "Hey!!! We are about to run!!! You coming?"

Person 2: (Infected) "No. Go on without me I slept in."

Person 1: "Oh no. You have Boydinitis!!!"

Person 2: "STFU!!!"

Boydinitis by TheTeam July 10, 2012

Bendinitis 

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.

Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)

Bendinitis by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011