Boxblocking
The female alternative to the term "cockblocking", using the slang "box"; to get in the way of a woman's potential romantic/sexual interest.
Boxblocking by Superplerf May 26, 2024
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Bollocking
v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
Bollocking by Lucy May 29, 2003
Bollocking
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:
"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
Bollocking by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
cunty-bollocking-arse-wank
This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.
use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!
Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
cunty-bollocking-arse-wank by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011
RamShack Bollocking
The term is an extension of its former expression 'Bollocking' Used to thoroughly inform and highlight a person’s ill behaviour, raising awareness in order to prevent the action from occurring again in the future.
When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.
When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.
“My boss gave me a proper RamShack Bollocking yesterday.”
“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”
“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”
“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”
“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”
RamShack Bollocking by ChickenTina November 7, 2012
Cyber-Bollocking
Cyber-Bollocking by Jiminator October 7, 2010
almighty bollocking
A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
almighty bollocking by lodakabal September 17, 2022
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