Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf
Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of
Hitler; Vladolf Putler.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in
history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control
freak too, according to his
ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important
tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be
clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and
bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing
period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
