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boringest 

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.
blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.
boringest by brian sapient April 24, 2008
The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.
Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!
Boringist by Mamabeere February 13, 2010
Someone who has done something stupid or of distaste for the group watching or doing the activity. One step up from dingus in terms of harshness
Steve: I can't believe that ref threw a flag!
John: Yeah man, what a bringus
Bringus by DRSTEVEBRULE September 3, 2012

Borgingson 

When the mushroom impacted against the wall it left a borgingson stain.
Borgingson by Chris Kyte March 24, 2008

boringest 

the most boring thing relative to the group of boring things compared to
"you are the boringest person in the world"
boringest by Aaron Cheng February 4, 2004
When someone glues a dildo to a trampoline, and then proceeds to insert the dildo into their orifices.
Person 1: Hey, want to do a boingus?
Person 2: Fuck yeah.
Boingus by Doincrack123 September 29, 2018