Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.

Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!

by Mamabeere February 13, 2010

Bongistan

Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.

Such is life in Bongistan

by Valcer February 1, 2016

boringest

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.

blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.

by brian sapient April 24, 2008

Briggist

Hating or showing antagonism on a MBTI type, Through either biased opinions or a bad experience with one or more.

You were hating INFPs by calling them overly emotional and cowardly people, even though that doesn't apply for all of them. Thats Briggist of you.

by Remon Gray December 23, 2022

boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009

Boringatosis

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.

He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.

by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019

boringest

the most boring thing relative to the group of boring things compared to

"you are the boringest person in the world"

by Aaron Cheng February 4, 2004