A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.
Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
Female that complains about sex being a chore with her man, when her bore factor is the real reason her man is a chore to finish.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a newcrush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
That’s it for me and the Chore Bore Whore I can’t listen to her unaccountability and blame shifting any more, it’s time to ...... bore it off
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*