1 definition by strobe surge
A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.
Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
by strobe surge November 4, 2011