Booty syndrome 

To smell like your grandma’s crack

That guy has definitely got booty syndrome, he smells like my grandma’s crack

Booty syndrome by i love lukenshina November 7, 2017

Nigga Booty Syndrome 

The urge to check your homies sweet tight ass as hes walking away.

Tyrone had been diagnosed with the birth defect Nigga Booty Syndrome last week.

Nigga Booty Syndrome by kdkeke November 3, 2019

Tight Booty Syndrome (TBS) 

to be nervous, to choke.

LeBron got Tight Booty Syndrome (TBS) when the game was on the line, Very Funny!

Tight Booty Syndrome (TBS) by Ecnerwal23 July 25, 2009

loose booty syndrome 

When you haven’t used the bathroom all day and you finally get a chance to defecate and it comes out at excessive speeds causing it to spray out of your booty, painting the whole toilet brown. Also known as “LBS”.

Michael used the bathroom at Andrea‘s house and it was apparent that he was suffering from loose booty syndrome judging from the noises and smells and Andrea and Kristina witnessed

loose booty syndrome by Pips_ May 18, 2018

funky booty syndrome 

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.

b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.

I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.

funky booty syndrome by Scottie does know December 17, 2005

Juicy Booty Syndrome 

An affliction affecting a very small population of females. Symptoms include a shapely and firm, yet large and bouncy protusion of the posterier end in a female. A delicate combination of fat and muscle in the buttocks is what gives it the uplifted yet 'juicy' appearance.

Also named so because if one were to cut into it like a steak, it would be quite meaty but has just enough fat to let the juices run over the plate.

Usually a very manageable disease with several males in support of assistance.

Not to be confused with ghetto booty, as JBS individuals can be any ethnicity and the guidelines for diagnosis are much more strict: of normal weight or less, attractive to most heterosexual men, generally accompanied by thinner legs and/or torso (aids in portrayal of 'juiciness.')

Man 1: "Did you see the way she seemed to be smuggling two hams in her back pockets?"
Man 2: "Definitely afflicted with JBS."

Male coworker: "So how did you feel when you first learned you had JBS?"
Female coworker: "Excuse me?"
Male coworker; "Juicy Booty Syndrome. It only affects a small population, but I'm definitely in support of your cause."
Female coworker: *smacks face*

Juicy Booty Syndrome by Rehana P February 27, 2009

Ghetto booty syndrome

Also known as ghetto booty swag

Something you were born with and can either flaunt or struggle to live with for the rest of your life

Dayum that girl is fine! Must have a serious case of ghetto booty syndrome!

Ghetto booty syndrome by swagerrifictingzz November 17, 2011