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Schrödinger’s Bootlicking

The act of abandoning your own argument to defend the person you were arguing with because you’re intimidated by them and want the conflict to end, blurring the line between appeasement and bootlicking.
Person A: “Dude, you’re wrong.”

Person B: “No, you’re the one who’s wrong.”

Person C: “Honestly, Person B is an idiot.”

Person A: “Whoa, don’t call him an idiot. You’re the problem here. Leave him alone.”

Person C: “Weren’t you just arguing with him?”

Person A: “Yeah… but that’s different.”

Person C: “Nah, that’s Schrödinger’s bootlicking. You switched from arguing with him to defending him because you didn’t want to keep fighting with him.”

boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Brolicking 

When two bros frolic.
Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.
Brolicking by smadazil July 5, 2009

boobdicking 

(1) Noun: boobdick: using two large boobs as a dick muffin, or a dick wrap. (2) Verb: using two large boobs for dick friction, moving the dick rapidly between the two boobs. Also known as titty fucking.
Putting your dick between two large boobs and moving rapidly up and down. "I was boobdicking that fat chick when her dad walked in."
titty fuckingboobdick
boobdicking by askhadba May 31, 2011

bootydicking 

The royal fucking of a bootyhole intensly by a penis for the purpose of busting a nut. This is a hardcore drilling of said bootyhole where there is lots of as jiggling and meat slapping from the coochie pounding. The act is one of extreme passion for jizzery.
That was a nice bootydicking scene in the porno.
She got a sweet bootydicking from dude.
That bootydicking was nut worthy.
Her coochie was jealous of the bootydicking.
bootydicking by XXXME August 30, 2011

boot licking toadie 

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.
Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!
boot licking toadie by 0371 February 4, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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