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Schrödinger’s Bootlicking

The act of abandoning your own argument to defend the person you were arguing with because you’re intimidated by them and want the conflict to end, blurring the line between appeasement and bootlicking.
Person A: “Dude, you’re wrong.”

Person B: “No, you’re the one who’s wrong.”

Person C: “Honestly, Person B is an idiot.”

Person A: “Whoa, don’t call him an idiot. You’re the problem here. Leave him alone.”

Person C: “Weren’t you just arguing with him?”

Person A: “Yeah… but that’s different.”

Person C: “Nah, that’s Schrödinger’s bootlicking. You switched from arguing with him to defending him because you didn’t want to keep fighting with him.”

boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Brolicking 

When two bros frolic.
Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.
Brolicking by smadazil July 5, 2009

boobdicking 

(1) Noun: boobdick: using two large boobs as a dick muffin, or a dick wrap. (2) Verb: using two large boobs for dick friction, moving the dick rapidly between the two boobs. Also known as titty fucking.
Putting your dick between two large boobs and moving rapidly up and down. "I was boobdicking that fat chick when her dad walked in."
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boobdicking by askhadba May 31, 2011

bootydicking 

The royal fucking of a bootyhole intensly by a penis for the purpose of busting a nut. This is a hardcore drilling of said bootyhole where there is lots of as jiggling and meat slapping from the coochie pounding. The act is one of extreme passion for jizzery.
That was a nice bootydicking scene in the porno.
She got a sweet bootydicking from dude.
That bootydicking was nut worthy.
Her coochie was jealous of the bootydicking.
bootydicking by XXXME August 30, 2011

boot licking toadie 

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.
Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!
boot licking toadie by 0371 February 4, 2010
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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