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Schrödinger’s Bootlicking

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The act of abandoning your own argument to defend the person you were arguing with because you’re intimidated by them and want the conflict to end, blurring the line between appeasement and bootlicking.
Person A: “Dude, you’re wrong.”

Person B: “No, you’re the one who’s wrong.”

Person C: “Honestly, Person B is an idiot.”

Person A: “Whoa, don’t call him an idiot. You’re the problem here. Leave him alone.”

Person C: “Weren’t you just arguing with him?”

Person A: “Yeah… but that’s different.”

Person C: “Nah, that’s Schrödinger’s bootlicking. You switched from arguing with him to defending him because you didn’t want to keep fighting with him.”

boot-licking toady 

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1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Brolicking 

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When two bros frolic.
Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.
Brolicking by smadazil July 5, 2009

boobdicking 

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(1) Noun: boobdick: using two large boobs as a dick muffin, or a dick wrap. (2) Verb: using two large boobs for dick friction, moving the dick rapidly between the two boobs. Also known as titty fucking.
Putting your dick between two large boobs and moving rapidly up and down. "I was boobdicking that fat chick when her dad walked in."
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boobdicking by askhadba May 31, 2011

bootydicking 

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The royal fucking of a bootyhole intensly by a penis for the purpose of busting a nut. This is a hardcore drilling of said bootyhole where there is lots of as jiggling and meat slapping from the coochie pounding. The act is one of extreme passion for jizzery.
That was a nice bootydicking scene in the porno.
She got a sweet bootydicking from dude.
That bootydicking was nut worthy.
Her coochie was jealous of the bootydicking.
bootydicking by XXXME August 30, 2011

boot licking toadie 

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Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.
Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!
boot licking toadie by 0371 February 4, 2010
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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