Booster Junkie
The first person in line to roll up their sleeve when the latest "update" comes out. Prides themself on staying current with the most recent "science" being promulgated by big pharma. May have a photo of Dr. Fauci on their mantle. Likely still wearing a mask in 2022.
Employee: "I need tomorrow off so I can get my booster."
Boss: "Isn't this the third one this month?"
Employee: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a booster junkie."
Boss: "Enjoy the myocarditis!"
Boss: "Isn't this the third one this month?"
Employee: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a booster junkie."
Boss: "Enjoy the myocarditis!"
Booster Junkie by Daddy T. Bagger June 19, 2023
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