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booger shit beef patty 

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...
AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

Shit Booger 

When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.
Hey Tom! I've still got a shit booger on the end of my cock from when I fucked your mum last night!
Shit Booger by Bathouse July 18, 2011

Shit Booger 

When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.
Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.
Shit Booger by The boogerman July 28, 2011

shit booter 

after a long night of boozin', victim boots while takin a shit
He yuked his booze all over the place while pinchin a loaf; fuckin shit booter.
shit booter by ManGoFuckYoMama April 24, 2003

shit booger

dried poopie crumbs from not wiping
BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER, I GOT SOME SHIT BOOGERS
shit booger by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

Boomersitting 

Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.
“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”
Boomersitting by Boomersitter September 13, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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