Boomer Tumor

When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.

“Jenkins got a boomer tumor the other day.”

Boomer Tumor by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

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Boomer Humor Tumor

When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.

Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.

Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?

Boomer Humor Tumor by SassyBoyoooo December 2, 2020

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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