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The act of never inserting penis or getting naked
I had real sex yesterday
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

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when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.
I was competing in the Gandalf Piss Challenge
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

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When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.

Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?
by SassyBoyoooo December 02, 2020

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A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional
I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

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