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Definitions by SassyBoyoooo

chinafit 

A way people trick others into putting their nuts into the other's mouth. They say "Bro you heard about Chinafit?" and if they fall for it, the rest is history.
chinafit by SassyBoyoooo September 27, 2021

CEO of Sex

A sexy & confident individual with the swagger of a God. They is the shit of fuck, They does not own testicoils or teslacoils. They do not hesitate to be themselves and do not care what puny peasants think of their pissing skills.
Daniel is the CEO of Sex, I mean just look at the way he walks and talks to people. Dude owns the world.
CEO of Sex by SassyBoyoooo September 27, 2021

Boomer Humor Tumor 

When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.

Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?
Boomer Humor Tumor by SassyBoyoooo December 2, 2020

Gandalf Piss Challenge 

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.

Real Sex 

The act of never inserting penis or getting naked
Real Sex by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Doctor Balls Dickington 

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional
I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington