Bookwoof

The act of getting owned or getting the fuck out of something asap.

Kid 1: Dude I fucked this girl she was so hot.
Kid 2: She was fat and ugly.
Kid 3: OHHHH BOOKWOOF

Kid: Shit the cops. Lets bookwoof it out of here.

Bookwoof by alphabetsoupydoop December 1, 2009

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bookwook

Jewish holiday that celebrates disappearing from a tenuous situation.

I got to get the Hell out of here and go celebrate Bookwook before things get out of hand!

bookwook by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

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Bookwoof • bookwook • bookroof

Boökwoök

A holiday celebrated in Boulder Colorado every year on the 6th of June as an exuse to ditch work and get dangerous drunk and high.

Yo are you going to boökwoök
Nah man I got work in the morning
Bro it's once a year. Fuck work

Boökwoök by Waffle_house June 6, 2022

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bookroof

The act of putting a book you're reading face down on the page you're reading. It gives the book the appearance of a roof

- I hate people who make dog ears on books. Just get a bookmark!
- You know who I hate more? people who bookroof. They're ruining those book spines!

bookroof by skyogurt October 20, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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